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Cat:
You will eat the gooshyfood. It is good for you, and will mean less medicine giving for you. Seriously, I'd eat this stuff. I know it's not kibble, deal with it.
Love,
Owner
Mom:
You seem to know how to use Gmail and Facebook. I'll be happy to check your bank account for you, but you need to tell me what your username is. No, that's your password. No, that's your security questions. No, I don't have to log into your computer and then check through your machine. Why did we let you buy a laptop again? I'm trying to be understanding because you're doped out of your mind, but sheesh.
Love, mostly,
Your kid
You will eat the gooshyfood. It is good for you, and will mean less medicine giving for you. Seriously, I'd eat this stuff. I know it's not kibble, deal with it.
Love,
Owner
Mom:
You seem to know how to use Gmail and Facebook. I'll be happy to check your bank account for you, but you need to tell me what your username is. No, that's your password. No, that's your security questions. No, I don't have to log into your computer and then check through your machine. Why did we let you buy a laptop again? I'm trying to be understanding because you're doped out of your mind, but sheesh.
Love, mostly,
Your kid
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