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Two quick notes
Cat:
You will eat the gooshyfood. It is good for you, and will mean less medicine giving for you. Seriously, I'd eat this stuff. I know it's not kibble, deal with it.
Love,
Owner
Mom:
You seem to know how to use Gmail and Facebook. I'll be happy to check your bank account for you, but you need to tell me what your username is. No, that's your password. No, that's your security questions. No, I don't have to log into your computer and then check through your machine. Why did we let you buy a laptop again? I'm trying to be understanding because you're doped out of your mind, but sheesh.
Love, mostly,
Your kid
You will eat the gooshyfood. It is good for you, and will mean less medicine giving for you. Seriously, I'd eat this stuff. I know it's not kibble, deal with it.
Love,
Owner
Mom:
You seem to know how to use Gmail and Facebook. I'll be happy to check your bank account for you, but you need to tell me what your username is. No, that's your password. No, that's your security questions. No, I don't have to log into your computer and then check through your machine. Why did we let you buy a laptop again? I'm trying to be understanding because you're doped out of your mind, but sheesh.
Love, mostly,
Your kid
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Perhaps there was a misunderstanding somewhere. I think you may have been swindled by the cat food companies of the world. There is this big movement to try and consider this "gooshyfood" as you call it, a satisfying meal. Yes, maybe you would eat this stuff, but I also know that you put ketchup on eggs, therefore, I feel that your opinion is a little suspect. Please do not give into this propaganda that there is food other then kibble. I have compromised by consuming the healthy kibble that you have gotten for me, despite being much more keen on the more tasty options out there (I'm looking at *YOU* MeowMix ... yum!) so please just give me my kibble, and the trend of not marking your bedsheets will continue.
Yours,
Her Imperial Highness,
Atia
P.S. You should be praised for the new addition to the scratching post. It was well chosen, as you know that I am fond of attacking things that bounce around.
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My egg-eating preferences aren't in question here. I am not the one that has to choose between eating food that may not be quite as laden with crack as generikibble and having unpleasant sticky liquids forced into my mouth twice a day by giant monkeys. You do realize, my spoiled overlord, that the next steps by the vet will include inserting things up your bum? I'm not trying to deny you kibble entirely, just supplement it with tasty wet food.
Eternally grateful you lack thumbs,
Female food bearer and cleaner upper of odd smelling puddles
P.S. I'm glad the scratching post addition meets with your approval - it was an attempt to make up for trying to add gooshyfood into this equation.
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