I don't recommend it, though. Do not put off the dishes by deeply slicing your hand with a glass. I was at the ER for almost 8 hours, and they pretty much said they had no idea when I'd get in, and 20 hours isn't unusual for them on a Monday. So I packed up and went over to CVS and got gauze, steri-strips, antibiotic ointment, etc. Of course, I had to get the joint of my thumb on my dominant hand, so I'm worried about it pulling open because I still reach out with and move my right hand first.
Hand is cleaned and gauzed. Hopefully tomorrow it doesn't look like I went to sleep in a crime scene.
Pictures (under a cut, obviously) to follow.